Here is a product change announcement in the style of J.K. Rowling:

• User cannot delete messages

Here is a product change announcement in the style of J.K. Rowling:

A Troubling Announcement from the Wizarding Product Council

Alas, my fellow magic-wielders, it is with a heavy heart that I must relay some rather vexing news from the hallowed halls of the Wizarding Product Council. A most disconcerting issue has arisen, one that threatens to disrupt the very fabric of our enchanted communication methods.

It seems that a sinister force has infiltrated the inner workings of our beloved messaging system, rendering the “delete” function utterly ineffective. Messages, once sent forth into the ether, now linger indefinitely, their words etched into the cosmic parchment as indelibly as if inscribed by a phoenix feather quill.

The Council’s most skilled wand-wielders have been toiling night and day, poring over ancient tomes and consulting with the portraits of our most revered predecessors, in a desperate attempt to unravel this mystifying conundrum. Yet, for all their efforts, the solution remains as elusive as a Demiguise in the Forbidden Forest.

Fear not, my friends, for the Council has vowed to leave no rune unturned in their quest to restore order to our messaging realm. They shall not rest until the delete function is once again as reliable as a Hufflepuff’s loyalty, and our words can be whisked away with but a flick of the wrist.

In the interim, I implore you all to exercise the utmost caution when communicating via our enchanted channels. Consider each message as a binding magical contract, its contents as immutable as the stars themselves. For now, we must embrace the art of prudent phrasing, lest our ill-chosen words come back to haunt us like a Boggart in the closet.

Rest assured, my fellow witches and wizards, that the Council shall not rest until this vexing issue is resolved, and our messaging system is restored to its former glory. Until then, may your quills be ever sharp, and your parchment ever crisp.